JFK Ubermaxxing

UBERMAX

After 9 days of absolute degen mode in Europe, nothing hits harder than the Uber ride home from JFK. This coin captures that feeling: the exhaustion, the slight regret, the burning desire to ape into the next shitcoin. Ubermaxxing isn't just a coin, it's a post-vacation ritual. We will use this coin to tip Uber drivers, buy overpriced airport snacks, and cope with the fact that the party is now over. Ubermaxxing: the official currency of post-Eurotrip depression.